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Wednesday, November 8, 2017

BEHIND THE BACK - DOOR






I always like to know the back-door of every opening, entrance or establishment. I possess not a salacious mind but always an inquisitive one.  Before I continue, try to keep a clean mind as you scroll through my thoughts but judge me not.

My magic carpet ride ranges from a Cessna to a Concorde, an Airbus to the triple 777.  It has always baffled me the smooth operation of each flight  besides the pilot’s skill, the cabin crew denotes the tone of atmosphere.  

The immaculate well groomed purser of  “as smooth as silk” over two days gave a wedge of light in what goes on behind the crisp uniform and the infamous smile.

The service industry 30.000 ft up  perhaps plays an important role than those on firm land.  Why?  The accentuation of events played up there can go wrong  demonstrating why Pursers contribute the calm, despite a calamity happening a few rows behind. They are a different breed from the norm.

Cruising speed heading west, food served, lights dimmed, everyone settled into their movie of choice, the rhythmic engine humming, beckoning sleep, a commotion develops at the back of the plane.   A woman, bleeding profusely from her legs high  above Uzbekistan rings for help.   Trained for this emergency,  does not necessary mean sharp instant reaction.   There is normally lack of oxygen for purposes of flying at high altitude; the reactionary time slows down and cabin crew look to the Purser who ranks above them.  Only one bag of saline solution in the First Aid kit, he instructs cabin crew to administer, calls if there is a medical doctor on board.  Lying on a prepared plastic sheet, it is required to shout out and repeat every medication used intravenously for purposes of insurance; while he informs the pilot of the dire situation with the need to land at the nearest airport.  The pregnant passenger is in and out of consciousness.  An airport found, she was medi-vac  to the nearest hospital and the journey continues minus two passengers.   Drinks trolley commences, situation at even level.

The other one is life or eros, which is related with sex, procreation, love, pleasure, survival etc.  So catching a passenger hell bent to be a mile high club member, going at it in full view of other passengers, or a raucous rhythmic banging emanating from the toilet door, my purser of “life solution guru” goes about it ever so gently; ever so understanding but also proof of his ethics, he handles it well.   The wet towel distributed before lights-on time, conveniently affected two purposes: humiliation and embarrassment with something to wipe off that shameful indignity.   


Throughout his 25 years service, the turbulence, electrical storm, engines failing, the  face of death  staring at him, often for an hour until the plane lands. To foster one of the two great principles that rule the human's psyche: death or thanatos (according to Freud's theories). What goes through his mind?

All the wrongs; asking forgiveness; praying; and acceptance evade the mind, engine noise straining against the wind, swaying, dropping altitude, making you wish it would stop or descend immediately. It seems his time had come. But the almighty said it was not so. Each bumpy ride exceeds others, becomes the norm, shrugs his shoulders and continues to perform the task of calmness and reassurance.  You think it's easy?   It takes every gut, every sinew in your body, every resistance to perfect that “being in control” at all times.   He has perfected the cool poker face expression and we, the passengers, feel better.

Today, retirement takes him into training the new generation of cabin crew.  Underneath the facial lines, when he cracks a smile, that calm exterior belies the effects of near misses; jet lag; constantly upright, solving complaints; wrong eating times; colleague politics; company politics; general wear and tear;  with the unspoken passenger death on flights.  All these show in moments of solitude. 

With every future take-off, the roar of the engine, the max speed needed for lift-off, the climb noise everyone is accustomed will leave me in awe of those that make this job a coveted employment.

The back-door of all things does have its charm, if you only let yourself be open to learn.




  

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