There were days when asking for a condom, available only at the chemist was shaming,
now the quiet whispers in the pharmacist’s ear
for Viagra or Cialis can prove to be mortifying if your neighbor is in
the queue behind you. Thank goodness for
buying through websites, enabling the awkwardness to dissipate especially when
delivered in a brown envelope.
None of these senseless humiliation need surface when we
flit between continents to find out that the human condition is all centered on
procreation. From ancient Egypt to
China, keeping virile was and still is very much a primeval force.
At the top of the list the Chinese are actually experts in
acquiring different parts of the animal directly capable of prolonging strength
for those declining in testosterone or the aged or plain and simple lusting for
more.
A former boss, an Iranian diplomat, directed his driver to
collect ginseng from China Town. After
Friday prayers, he downed this concoction with roots and all and disappeared, never
to return to the office. This Friday
afternoon assignation continued for the duration of his 3 year term in
Thailand, rejuvenated and refreshed the poor man returned to work Monday
morning with a spring in his step, and a
twinkle in his eye.
The concoction used to intrigue me so when one Friday morning arrived, I asked the driver to get an extra elixir for me. Trying so hard to explain it is only for men, I assured him that I had a plan to seduce a man. This was an earlier version of Ginseng Powershots, mixed with water, honey, the roots were soft to suck and chew on.
PANX GINSENG |
HORNY GOAT WEED OR EPIMEDIUM GRANDFLORUM |
Epimedium grows all over and is picked wild. Only the leaves are plucked, never the roots. No chemicals are used on wild plants so it is clean and pure.
The Horny Goat Weed has estimated sales of over 100 tons per year declares itself as the reigning king of herbal sex enhancers. Asking any Chinese expert will tell you it is very good for sex and that it will make you sexually strong..
Should I or shouldn't I? In a health food stores it comes in
capsules, 500 mg of Horny Goat Weed per capsule with flavornoid icariin should
be easy to swallow. It has been around
for more than 2000 years. The
reason? Well let’s not be shy; all I can say is that it
works.
Although no scientific proof supports their claims of libido enhancer, once consumed, the deer penis and the tiger penis makes for cockfire sure treatment. With their similarity of an erect penis, antlers have long been sought as sexual stimulants in East Asia. It was a popular tonic for Chinese emperors, with so many wives and concubines, they needed a helping hand. The concoction is thinly sliced deer penis, soaking in strong alcohol for approximately two weeks. Daily dose of 20 mil would be enough to boost testosterone and improve ……function.
Deer Penis in a Chinese pharmacy |
Although no scientific proof supports their claims of libido enhancer, once consumed, the deer penis and the tiger penis makes for cockfire sure treatment. With their similarity of an erect penis, antlers have long been sought as sexual stimulants in East Asia. It was a popular tonic for Chinese emperors, with so many wives and concubines, they needed a helping hand. The concoction is thinly sliced deer penis, soaking in strong alcohol for approximately two weeks. Daily dose of 20 mil would be enough to boost testosterone and improve ……function.
Amazing how easy it is to persuade men.
Kangaroo balls have made it to the Chinese medicine cabinet. Its commodities help to enhance sexual power on the theory that Kangaroos have a voracious sexual appetite, apparently it produces up to twice as much semen as a bull. Ingesting these powdered balls brings about sexual energy. Placebo? Its cheap, kangaroos are not an endangered species, and the more disagreeable it is to swallow the more it should work? My Chinese buddy Xing-Pao is hopping sure about it.
But lets turn our compass to the another of the world, perhaps
they have more enticing ways.
Johimbe is found in Africa. Intrigued by its African sounding name, and anything African stimulates my imagination - never too late to try something new. Let us say the long weekend of breakfast in bed, lunch in bed and dinner in bed was like Groundhog day for three days in row.
Johimbe traditionally used for
fever, coughs, leprosy, it apparently is a natural product to engage the blood flow for amorous swellings. Yohimbe extract dilates blood vessels in your mojo for a harder, firmer and stronger love muscle. Found in health food stores, it was quickly
replaced by Viagra.
Lord knows, we have known about Spanish Fly since I was a kid – and that was a long time ago.
A dangerous substance Spanish fly produces irritation of the genitals and a resulting blood flow to the arear mimicking engorgement. Cantaradin is extremely toxic when ingested so do be careful.
There
is rhyme and reason for looking at highly populated areas on the globe to find
out who has the best sexual stimulants. Look no further than the second highest population of the world …….
India.
For
India, there are many libido enhancers, from tiger’s urine to Lady's fingers or Okra. It is a recommended food item that rejuvenates and turns on sexual desires. The spices and chillies in their curry spurs on the desire.
They practice tantric sex for a reason. The point is to channel all the sexual energy that would normally leave during an orgasm, back into your body, it gives you so much energy. The Indians believe that tantra sexual experiences are sacred acts capable of elevating the participants to a higher spiritual plane activating the chakras. Prolonging the act of love and utilizing powerful orgasmic energies back into the body.
They practice tantric sex for a reason. The point is to channel all the sexual energy that would normally leave during an orgasm, back into your body, it gives you so much energy. The Indians believe that tantra sexual experiences are sacred acts capable of elevating the participants to a higher spiritual plane activating the chakras. Prolonging the act of love and utilizing powerful orgasmic energies back into the body.
There is much need for ancient aphrosidiac from Spanish Fly to Viagra to achieve this level. You only live once - just go for it.
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