SEXY SWELLINGS

THE SPANISH FLY

There were days when asking for a condom,  available only at the chemist was shaming, now the quiet whispers in the pharmacist’s ear  for Viagra or Cialis can prove to be mortifying if your neighbor is in the queue behind you.  Thank goodness for buying through websites, enabling the awkwardness to dissipate especially when delivered in a brown envelope.

None of these senseless humiliation need surface when we flit between continents to find out that the human condition is all centered on procreation.   From ancient Egypt to China, keeping virile was and still is very much a primeval force.

At the top of the list the Chinese are actually experts in acquiring different parts of the animal directly capable of prolonging strength for those declining in testosterone or the aged or plain and simple lusting for more.

A former boss, an Iranian diplomat, directed his driver to collect ginseng from China Town.  After Friday prayers, he downed this concoction with roots and all and disappeared, never to return to the office.    This Friday afternoon assignation continued for the duration of his 3 year term in Thailand, rejuvenated and refreshed the poor man returned to work Monday morning  with a spring in his step, and a twinkle in his eye. 

The concoction used to intrigue me so when one Friday morning arrived, I asked the driver to get an extra elixir for me.  Trying so hard to explain it is only for men, I assured him that I had a plan to seduce a man.   This was an earlier version of  Ginseng Powershots,  mixed with water, honey, the roots were soft to suck and chew on. 

PANX GINSENG

When it comes to men, however dubious the concoction, they are so ready to try even if the hairy roots strangle and obstruct the throat, all for the possibility of  going for as long as possible. Does it work?  Was it in the mind?  Lets say some men use Panax Ginseng on the skin as part of extrasensory sensation, he was as good as long as the Ginseng Panax stock was in supply; when it ran out, it was time for me to move on.

HORNY GOAT WEED
OR
EPIMEDIUM GRANDFLORUM

My travels have allowed me to peak at how others do it – who’s kidding who? -  as if we do things differently.  Common sense says the highest population in the world would have the answers to libido enhancers, so it is only natural to travel to China to explore this well known  Epimedium Granflorum  or more easy on the tongue “The Sexy Goat Weed.”  

FROM PHARMACY STORES

Epimedium grows all over and is picked wild. Only the leaves are plucked, never the roots. No chemicals are used on wild plants so it is clean and pure.

The Horny Goat Weed has estimated sales of over 100 tons per year declares itself as the reigning king of herbal sex enhancers.  Asking any Chinese expert will tell you it is very good for sex and that it will make you sexually strong..  

Should I or shouldn't I?   In a health food stores it comes in capsules, 500 mg of Horny Goat Weed per capsule with flavornoid icariin should be easy to swallow.   It has been around for more than 2000 years.  The reason?   Well let’s not be shy; all I can say is that it works.

Deer Penis in a Chinese pharmacy

Although no scientific proof supports their claims of libido enhancer, once consumed,  the deer penis and the tiger penis makes for cockfire sure treatment. With their similarity of an erect penis, antlers have long been sought as sexual stimulants in East Asia.  It was a popular tonic for Chinese emperors, with so many wives and concubines, they needed a helping hand.  The concoction is thinly sliced deer penis, soaking in strong alcohol for approximately two weeks.  Daily dose of  20 mil would be enough to boost testosterone and improve ……function.

Amazing how easy it is to persuade men.

Kangaroo balls have made it to the Chinese medicine cabinet.  Its commodities help to enhance sexual power on the theory that Kangaroos have a voracious sexual appetite, apparently it produces up to twice as much semen as a bull.  Ingesting these powdered balls brings about sexual energy.  Placebo?   Its cheap, kangaroos are not an endangered species, and the more disagreeable it is to swallow the more it should work?   My Chinese buddy Xing-Pao is hopping sure about it.

But lets turn our compass to the another of the world, perhaps
they have more enticing ways.

Johimbe  is found in Africa. Intrigued by its African sounding name, and anything African stimulates my imagination - never too late to try something new.  Let us say the long weekend of breakfast in bed, lunch in bed and dinner in bed was like Groundhog day for three days in  row.

Johimbe traditionally used for fever, coughs, leprosy, it apparently is a natural product to engage the blood flow for amorous swellings.  Yohimbe extract dilates blood vessels in your mojo for a harder, firmer and stronger love muscle.  Found in health food stores, it was quickly replaced by Viagra.     

Lord knows, we have known about Spanish Fly since I was a kid – and that was a long time ago. 

A dangerous substance Spanish fly produces irritation of the genitals and a resulting blood flow to the arear mimicking engorgement.  Cantaradin is extremely toxic when ingested so do be careful.   

There is rhyme and reason for looking at highly populated areas on the globe to find out who has the best sexual stimulants.  Look no further than the second highest population of the world  …….  India.

For India, there are many libido enhancers, from tiger’s urine to Lady's fingers or Okra.  It is a recommended food item that rejuvenates and turns on sexual desires. The spices and chillies in their curry spurs on the desire.  

They practice tantric sex for a reason. The point is to channel all the sexual energy that would normally leave during an orgasm, back into your body, it gives you so much energy. The Indians believe that tantra sexual experiences are sacred acts capable of elevating the participants to a higher spiritual plane activating the chakras.  Prolonging the act of love and utilizing powerful orgasmic energies back into the body.  

There is much need for ancient aphrosidiac from Spanish Fly to Viagra to achieve this level.   You only live once - just go for it.